Here is a great story about some straight up stupidity. A man was arrested for drunk driving in Ohio and picked up by police when he was caught speeding. They brought him in and processed him. He called his girl friend to come and pick him up. When she arrived to pick him up from jail, the police noticed that she was also drunk, so the police asked her to take a filed sobriety test to which her response was take me to jail I’m just to drunk. Sounds like a great couple. Click here for more.