Be Prepared for a New Rigorous TSA Airport Patdown

If you are feeling lonely, and needing some human contact why not book yourself a flight and settle into the TSA’s new and more rigorous pat down which will be happening at an airport near you. One passenger this week likened to “groin scrutiny.” I guess you can’t be to careful i mean we are flying right. I just wish they bought me dinner first.

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